Credit To This Oregon State Reporter Who Maintained Composure As The Most Annoying College Kids On The Planet Yelled "67" Over And Over On A Live Broadcast

Somedays you watch a video to start your morning and your day is already ruined. That's what this video did to me on this sunny Monday morning. First off, immense credit to the reporter who showed hall-of-fame professionalism in what is probably regarded as an early, near entry-level type of reporter gig. As someone who went to journalism school, if you told me that this was what was promised to me after getting a degree, I would have rather been flipping burgers.

This whole "67" trend has taken over the Internet for all the worse ways. I kinda thought it was something only elementary or middle school kids were obsessed with, but clearly fraternity bros are eating it up. A good gauge on whether or not adults may know of an Internet trend is to see if Portnoy knows about it, for a guy who made his living on the internet. And he doesn't:

Maybe one of the worst trends to ever hit the Internet. I could explain it to you but I'm going to save you the bore. Bring back Turkish Quandale Dingle and those fellas who were at the TikTok Rizz Party if those are our only two options. Anyway, if you ask me, Oregon State should step in and subject these kids to sitting in a room with Mintzy for 24 hours if they don't want to be expelled. Something's gotta be done. I couldn't believe how long this kid kept saying 67 over and over again and his buddies just kept laughing. And don't get me started on that dweeb who put his face in the camera. Again, credit to that reporter who was even classier in her response:

But no one would have blamed her if she went Chip Kelly on them:

Now off to delete this video from my memory and hope I never have to be subjected to that torture again.