People Are In Arms Over LeBron Posting Himself Eating Pizza With A Fork

You know it's a slow news morning when LeBron is taking over the headlines for being himself again. The NBA starts tonight and there's a lot of storylines: namely the Lakers open tonight against the Warriors in what will be another ring for Bron in Year 23, and the Celtics stink. There's some other teams with intrigue too, but this isn't an NBA preview blog, it's a LeBron eating pizza blog.

And listen, LeBron has earned the right to do whatever he wants at this point. If I had any criticism here, it'd be about that straw that he's using to drink that water. I know my King stays hydrated, but just drink the cup like a real man. Pizza with a fork is actually underrated, especially when you consider the pizza he's eating has ingredients you couldn't even pronounce. I'd kill to know what a billionaire's pizza ingredients look like. He probably has the mozzarella you've come to know and love and then some cheese like roquefort or taleggio.

 We like to ask "how does this affect LeBron's legacy" as a meme, but if you were to ask it this time, I think it only helps it. No one can make a headline like the King. 

He's coming...

Pizza with fork, Mintzy is a dork, those Knicks from New York, it don't matter. Lakers in 5.