Ben Simmons' Sister Is Going Viral For Telling A Story Of Kendall Jenner Attempting To Make Cookies At A Family Gathering Using Ready Made Cookie Dough

Listen, it's not everyday Ben Simmons makes the news anymore. He's faded into irrelevancy, so much so that he may just have quietly retired from the league since no one is giving him a roster spot. I miss the off-season Ben Simmons workout videos that made you think he was gonna come back to prime form and look like an MVP out there. After all, he is only 29 years old so he's still got something left in the tank if you ask me.

But his sister is the one making the headlines, from her TikTok describing Kendall's attempt at making cookies. And look, am I crazy to say that I don't care if Kendall Jenner can make cookies or not? She could serve me whatever she wanted on a plate and I'd at least think about eating it to make her happy. That video of her cutting cucumbers felt like a kitchen I would feel at home in:

She could cut cucumbers for me any day of the week. And look, do you really expect her to be able to make homemade cookies from scratch like she's Buddy from Cake Boss? At least she went and gave it an attempt instead of sending her chef on a helicopter to land right in the backyard of Ben Simmons' house. You gotta love a rich girl who actually -tries-.

Besides, it's been 7 years since they dated and we're just now getting stories to get some TikTok likes? I'm team Kendall and if she'd ever like to come to the Barstool office and make us some uneven cookies, we'll eat them with great pleasure and joy. Never thought I'd see the day where most people were on the side of a Kardashian. Now let's focus on getting Ben back into the league, and Ben, if you're down for a minimum with the Lakers, we can probably find a spot for you.