Jaylen Brown Calls LeBron James On Stream To Ask Him If He Should Get His Hairline Fixed In Turkey

By now if you follow along in the NBA, you've heard all the jokes about Jaylen Brown's hairline being absolutely cooked. There's no worse way of people finding that out than your fake hairline smearing all over your opponent's jersey:

So what did Jaylen Brown do? Hop on Twitch to get a haircut:

There's a reason your kids are going to answer the lifelong question of "what do you want to be when you grow up" with "a Twitch streamer". Everyone wants to be the next Kai Cenat, from little Timmy in the 5th grade to a top 75 player in the league on the league's worst team in Jaylen Brown. 

So consider me shocked when he hops on that stream and tries to call the GOAT, the King, our reason to live in LeBron James. Lakers fans are upset that Jaylen thinks he can dial the King's phone at any hour, because this was prime LeBron sleeping hours to refresh his Greek god physique as he recovers from a broken ass that is keeping him out for the first month of the season. 

But not enough people are talking about how the reason LeBron might not have picked up is Jaylen's comments on Bronny: 

And he didn't deny that he said it, but backtracked when he realized the Klutch Sports black SUVs were going to show up at his door if he didn't at least try and make things right:

LeBron not picking up that phone call lil bro. He's busy rehabbing that broken ass as the Lakers look to get a ring in Year 23 and the Celtics are in free-fall without their lord in savior Tatum. Good time to be a Lakers fan, not a great time to be Greenie.

P.S. Our third option Austin Reaves would be the best player on the Celtics by a country mile: