Pray For Dolphins Owner Stephen Ross: He's Not Sick, He Just Seemingly Got Angry Over How Far He Had To Walk To His Car Off His Private Jet

Listen, there's a lot going wrong with the Miami Dolphins. They're currently sitting at 2-6, Tua often times has looked like the worst quarterback in the NFL, and Tyreek Hill suffered a brutal season-ending injury. But nothing is worse than what is happening to their owner Stephen Ross, who amidst prayers from Dolphins fans to sell the team, is unfortunately being forced to walk further to his car. 

Why couldn't they have moved the billionaire's car under the wing? And look, I know he's 85 years old so asking him to walk like 40 extra feet is more of a daunting task than asking the one-shouldered 45 year old Portnoy to do the same. What's even worse is they didn't even realize he's a front seat guy and he had to open his own door! 

One Barstool Dolphins' fan who happens to be an expert at walking seemed to have quite the reaction to Mr. Ross' actions:

Sounds like he's a great candidate for the next Frank Walks if you ask me. Jenks is a gentleman of the highest order and would make sure he doesn't get too overwhelmed for the walk. He'd even help him put his coat on which no one did, and any door that needed opening, you could bet you'd see Jenks there with a smile. 

And to give Mr. Ross some credit, if I was worth $17 billion and 85 years old I'd probably have someone carrying me everywhere I went. I'd try to get by every single day without even taking one single step, whether that's to the bathroom, or to my black SUV waiting outside my private jet. That's the type of wealth that your toes should never see the ground ever again. And for that reason, this blog is over because I'm scared of the black SUVs that might show up at my door if I continue.

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