WATCH: Pat Bev & Francis Confront Each Other On The 'Son Of A Boy Dad' Podcast After The Former NBA Player Claimed The Harvard Grad Was A "Trash Motherfucker Who Don't Do Shit For Barstool"

Light some candles and settle on in boys and girls & sons of boy dads… Because we finally got the face to face confrontation everyone has been waiting for. Francis Ellis vs Patrick Beverly, in the flesh, with nothing left to lose. But before we jump into those highlights let's do a quick recap for anyone who's still in the dark on this rivalry, and currently sans candle. 

It all started with a seemingly innocent question from Lil Sas, who was mighty confused about still being paid less than the irreplaceable MILF Hunter Muj AND being left off of our coveted First Class flying list. An exclusive perk only the best of the best at Barstool get to be on, which includes his SOABD cohosts Rone & Francis. But pulling on that little thread led to #1 pot stirrer & elite Littlefinger cosplayer Gaz jumping in the mix, which ended up getting the fully monty on Dave Portnoy's radar. 

Needless to say, our fearless leader did NOT like that First Class list. And had no idea it existed in the first place. He handed out way too many newspapers to have pompous dickheads fly on his dime. Paraphrasing of course…

All that First Class friction quickly became a five alarm fire, and all of a sudden the entire company was making #content around this controversy. Including our #2 pot stirrer & devilish Dual Boy Dad cosplayer Rone, who brought it up on his podcast with former NBA player Patrick Beverly. UNCLEAN SHOT ALERT!

Now keep in mind I'm just the messenger here, I don't have a dog in the fight. But it is laugh out loud funny to call KFC, one of the founding core members of Barstool who's been working here since 2010, "trash who doesn't do shit". And his KFC Radio cohost Feits has been with the company almost as long as him, likely still waiting for that SATURDAYS ARE FOR THE BOYS check to arrive in his mailbox, and is someone I'll always defend to my death. Salut mi familia, my Blackout Tour brother. 

But let's stay on track here, because now it's getting REALLY good. That unclean shot from Pat inspired our #1 scribe & potential serial killer Francis to dip the quill and unleash hell in a way not seen on this website in a long long time. Scorched earth, Old Testament, #MiltonTough level blogging. Bah GAWD King!

And the KFC Radio boys had an A+ retort as well, for the record Feitelberg does like Pat Bev! But regardless, Dave Portnoy thought it was clean shots all around. 

Now that brings us to this week, where it all came to head on the 'Son Of A Boy Dad' podcast… Would there be fireworks, fisticuffs, or friendship? 

The tension was certainly palpable but Pat Bev didn't really take the bait with Francis. He said it was all part of his master plan to "start making motherfuckers actually work around here" and he was happy his planned worked to perfection. 

But Pat did have a big problem with "the old bald guy at Barstool"

No, not him. 

No, not him either. 

Ah yes, Kirk Minihane… I'm sure that will go over well with the boys back in Boston!

Whew boy, who else needs a cigarette? God DAMN I can feel the vitriol flowing through my veins right now. Who knows where it goes from here, if anywhere. It's unknown if Francis is planning a grand finale for his blog trilogy but I'm sure the Unnamed Show will have a buffet a bits about this update later this week. 

If you wanna watch the full SOABD x Pat Bev episode it's below, starts at 30:30 but this embed should bring you right to it. 

Good luck to Francis & Pat cleaning their hatchets and burying their beef. Of course I personally would've loved to see a Rough N' Rowdy fight between them but such is life. Maybe we can make it happen if Tel Aviv doesn't resign Pat and no one preorders Dave's autobiography?

But sound off in the comments on who YOU think won this battle, and don't forget to say your Hail Vivas before bed. 

PS: and with this controversy seemingly winding down, we already have our next prize fight… The entire cast of 'Fishbowl' vs El Presidente… Good luck going 12 rounds with Davey Pageviews girls. You're gonna need it.