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Giannis Says He Got A Black Eye Fighting Crime At A Grocery Store

Is Giannis fucking with us? I hate to go down as hater of the year for someone doing a good deed, but I'm suspicious. This all smells like bullshit. Giannis fighting crime? Dude is built more like a super hero than he is a basketball player, so the idea of him running around defending the "crime infested" city of Milwaukee isn't too far fetched. BUT, what psychotic evil villain is running around the nation's 3rd coast with the capability of elbowing 6'11'' NBA MVP's in the face? I'd rather fight Batman before picking a fight with The Greek Freak. I'd love to see the security footage. 99% of the NBA can't stop Giannis, so I'd love to see how the average dude off the street handles 250 lbs of freakish muscle. 

I love how Giannis slipped in the line that he paid for the ladies groceries. There isn't a guy in the league who loves to let people know how humble and great of a person he is, but usually if you are the one telling everyone you are a certain way, chances are you suck. LeBron might have found the guy to talk the torch on performative bullshit and lies when #23 decides to finally hang it up. I used to love Giannis when he first came into the league, bringing a small market team a championship, and seeming like a decent dude. I'm onto Giannis though. Dude couldn't be a bigger complainer. Loves to talk shit when he's winning, but is a sore loser when he's down. Blogged about it after his game winner in Indiana on Monday. Nothing about Giannis seems genuine, it all seems theatrical.