Treasonous Prince Harry, Fifth In Line To Rule Canada, Has Issued Canadians A Formal Apology For Wearing A Dodgers Hat To The World Series

It's like the man is addicted to treason. Imagine being a Canadian and seeing this. Put yourself in their shoes just 9 days ago. Vladimir Guerrero Jr. has Team Canada in the World Series for the first time since 1993. It's the biggest moment in Canadian sports since last year's NHL All-Star Game. It's an all hands on deck situation. From the mountains of the Yukon, to the banks of Newfoundland and Labrador, the good people of Canada are all pulling in the same direction. National pride is at an all-time high. 

But then, out of nowhere, ahead of a must-win Game 4, the broadcast cuts to Prince Harry. The man who once held an official title for a fake job in the country that still technically owns you, but then quit that job because the hot girl from Suits wanted to do a cooking show on Netflix... he's standing front row in a fucking Dodgers hat. And he's clapping.

The man's dad is The King of Canada. His grandma is on the money. And he's front row clapping for America. In his stupid custom fitted blazer. Rubbing elbows with Sandy Koufax. Deep throating Dodger Dogs with Magic and Cookie. 

The Toronto Blue Jays were the support of ONE prominent fan away from overcoming the evil empire that is Shohei Ohtani and the United States. One-third of Jerry O'Connell could only get them so far. 

One fan away from IKF taking an extra half-step lead off third base. One fan away from Andy Pages tripping over Kiké Hernandez and dropping that fly ball. And after all that… now that the whole country has had their hearts ripped out… Harry Sussex, the man who's fifth in line to rule Canada, wants to put on a Blue Jays hat and issue a formal apology. Multiple formal apologies.

Disgusting. It's almost like he forgot Canada existed. Like it completely slipped his mind that he used to have a fake duty to The Great White North. God forbid King Charles, Prince William, Prince George, Princess Charlotte, and Prince Louis all die before him. Like Canada will ever respect King Harry's pretend power after this despicable display of treason. 

Good try, Harry. On behalf of Canada, they do not accept your apology. Kiss that summer in Banff goodbye, pal. You'll never step foot in the provinces again.