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Emmanuel Clase And Luis Ortiz Have Been Indicted For Rigging Pitches Thrown In MLB Games And Face Up To 65 Years In Prison

Look I'm on the NFL stream right now watching the Browns give up both a Kickoff Return for touchdown AND a Punt Return for touchdown in the first quarter....so I'm going to keep this short and sweet because I've got to get back to watching the embarrassment of a franchise that is the Cleveland Browns. But speaking of embarrassments.....FUCK THIS. Luis Ortiz, you're a fucking loser and not even that good, so for that reason, I'm just going to let your lying, cheating ass rot in prison for what they're saying could be up to 65 years.

And what's crazy is these reports are saying these guys weren't even making that much money from it?

$5K for throwing a ball and $5K for facilitating it? Folks, Emmanuel Clase was on a TWENTY MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT. He shouldn't just go to jail for 65 years for cheating, he should go to prison for life for being a fucking moron. And not just a moron, he's an absolute scumbag. He was my favorite player on the Guardians for years, and I went to bat for him in 2024 to win the Cy Young Award over Tarik Skubal. And to find out that he was rigging pitches by throwing balls, not just this year but dating back to MAY 2023…..

…..heartbreaking. 

If I find out he was doing this during the playoffs when he blew games to both the Tigers and the Yankees, in a year where we legit could've made the World Series, I think I'll have no choice but to jump off the Guardians of Traffic Bridge. And you can say that one pitch to start the batter isn't that big of a deal, but if he was purposely going behind 1-0 in big moments of big games, I want….well I don't know if I can say what I want to happen to this guy.

Fucking Cleveland, man.