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NOT GOOD: Jaxson Dart Is Out Of The Game, Going To The Locker Room For A Concussion And Now We're Stuck With Russ Wilson Again

God damnit, man. We just can't have nice things at all. We finally have a quarterback. We finally have a guy who is doing cool shit 

Now? Now we have Russ Wilson in the game again. You know what happens with Russ Wilson? We kick a field goal from inside the 1. I know, I know. It goes up 20-10, but you're inside the 1! You don't even think about going for it with Dart out there. The man will run over anyone on the Bears or in the NFL. 

Just get this man healthy. That's all I ask. I can't do a full game of Russ Wilson going forward. I can't watch this again. We've lived the Russ life, it's not fun. It's miserable even. We already lost Skattebo and Nabers, don't you dare take Dart from us.