The Biggest Dumpster Fire In Sports, The Cleveland Browns, Found A New Way To Embarrass Themselves Today

Here's the thing:

I think the Jets were trying to lose today, but I genuinely think the Cleveland Browns were trying to win. Kevin Stefanski's job security is in question. We have a rookie quarterback that we're trying to make a thing (not sure why). And we've got an otherwise impressive class of Rookies that we want to teach how to win. So the fact that we went into New York and put on an absolute tanking MASTERCLASS this afternoon was flat out shocking to me. 

I mean you couldn't draw this up to try and lose any better if you were the Browns. Take the lead? Immediately give up a Kickoff Return for Touchdown.

Then you follow it up with a Punt Return for Touchdown.

How can you possibly win a game when you give up 2 special teams touchdowns IN THE FIRST QUARTER? But somehow, the Browns still had a chance. All the way until it was 3rd and long with the ball about to come back to Cleveland….until we held and gave up an automatic first down. Worked our way back to 4th and 4….and fucking jumped offsides.

There was a 0.0000% chance the Jets were running a play here. I knew it. You knew it. The Jets knew it. In fact, every single person on planet earth except for Cameron Thomas knew it.

It's honestly impressive to me that the biggest dumpster fire of a franchise in all of sports is still finding outrageous ways to lose football games. I swear in my childhood, it was something new every single week. And now 30+ years into life, they're still surprising me.

If I didn't think they were trying to win today, I'd call for a Tanking Investigation. But it might just cost Stefanski his job….so now way the Browns wanted to do anything but win. And we got beat by the fucking Jets. Aaron Glenn outsmarted us.