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Problem Solved: Brandon Jacobs Wants To Start Working With The Giants, Now They Need Do The Smart Thing And Hire Him Right This Second

I love everything about this tweet. The fact that Brandon Jacobs wants to be around the Giants is a huge win, but now we gotta figure out how to tell him how it works. I don't know how NFL teams hire guys for any spots, not something I've ever looked into. But, if John Mara can keep Chris Mara and Tim McDonnell around with nepotism proudly flying, we can bring back a fan favorite and dare I say, legend. Yeah, I'll go with legend. This play alone put him on the list. 

Now you're telling me he can teach this psycho how to run in the NFL? 

Yep. Sign me up. If we're going to suck at least have it be with our guys who can remind us of the times we were good. Nostalgia is the best drug in the world and you get that with Brandon Jacobs. I'm not saying make him head coach, but he can be in the running back room. He knows what it takes to win and has some Tom Coughlin in there. Call him up, see what Amani Toomer is up to, maybe bring in Jake Ballard and Kevin Boss? There's the offensive positions all covered. Then there's the obvious move. You gotta get Eli out there. You don't win two Super Bowl MVPs without being able to help this team out. 

I don't want to hear names like Lou Anarumo, Mike McCarthy or someone like that. Give me Brandon Jacobs, at least in an interim status.