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Here's Your Weekly Wrap-Up of the Football World Freaking Out About How Good Drake Maye Is

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It's a crazy, mixed-up, fast-paced world we're living in. We're all consumed constantly by information. Bombarded by images on screens fighting for our attention. The algorithms perpetually trying to feed us any stimuli that will keep us addicted.

But sometimes you just need a break from all that. To take a deep breath and live in the moment. And appreciate the real things that make life worth living. 

Namely, how Drake Maye is dominating professional football. So allow me to use this particular screen you're on to bombard you with content from MY algorithm, to hammer that point home. 

How is the world reacting to this second year phenomenon's ascension to the top of the Quarterback Pyramid of Greatness? Let me count the ways. 

"Let's go to the videotape":



Statistically. He's literally hitting benchmarks no one else ever has:

"Experts are Saying":

… Bowl contenders because of him."

The charts, which can barely contain him at this point:

The effect on the team success:

Which is, I should remind you, is all that counts in New England. As Maye himself just reminded us:

What a time to be alive. I hope everyone in the other 31 markets enjoyed the Patriots time away from Super Bowl contention and those few years where they struggled to find a worthy successor to the best there ever was in this game. Because the fun for you is over. 

We are back, baby!