South Bay Bron: LeBron Has Been Assigned To The Lakers G League Affiliate And Is Coming Home To Terrorize The League Soon

He's baaaackkkkk! Listen, I know some of you care more about that boring pigskin sport than you do in roundball. So you probably haven't noticed that the Lakers are 8-3 behind the MVP in Luka, and we've got an assortment of ethical hoops to match. I'd say Celtics fans are losing sleep LeBron hasn't even stepped foot on the court but they may be the worst team in the league while they wait for their lord and savior Tatum, but you can be assured the rest of the league is. 

I've become so confident in the Lakers that I don't see a world Bron doesn't bring home a ring in Year 23, cementing his legacy as the greatest of all time. And the first step seems to be happening, because Bron is heading to the South Bay and practicing with the team before he officially comes home. Just look at Shams' tremble as he describes the nightmare that is LeBron returning to the court for the rest of the league:

Moved well, didn't show any signs of issues, and he's motivated? It's really over for the league. It's worth wondering how many points LeBron would score in one game if he did play in a G League game. I know the risk is not worth the reward, but it would be interesting to see him beat up on a bunch of lower level guys and throw an 80 piece on their head in his first and only G League game. King just warming up the crown, because like they say, heavy is the head that wears it.

Sleep tight Greenieee!