Ethical Hoops: Audi Crooks Scored 43 Points In 20 Minutes For Iowa State, Cementing Herself As A Must Watch In Women's Hoops

Listen, I know what some of you fellas are going to comment. "Who cares about women's basketball", as you click onto a women's basketball blog that has millions of views on Twitter. And I ask you to find a new slant, because Audi Crooks fucking rocks. She's been putting up buckets for years now, so much so that I even used a thumbnail of her bodying Cameron Brink in the paint in the tournament a few years ago. I come from the LeBron school of efficiency, and Crooks is as efficient as it gets. Step in the paint and find out like you read about. Just skip to 52 seconds in the video and watch her impose her will. 

You can't guard her 1 on 1. And fine, if you want to put a couple more bodies on her, she'll dish it to an open teammate who will -probably- make the shot. And you know what usually is a sign of success to come? If you can get the Dante The Don stamp of approval:

She even made an appearance on a pizza review:

I don't know if Dave ended up wearing her shirt, but he should have because she's as must watch as it gets right now. An actual star. Go Audi go!