"I Know What You Fuckers Google..." - Sydney Sweeney SMILES Knowing What People Are Really Searching About Her On The Internet While Also Embracing A New Dark Side On The GQ Red Carpet

Here's a smidge of Sweeney bud for your Saturday bowl, and although it's certainly nothing groundbreaking it will be fun social experiment for me. You see, over the past few weeks we have run this girl into the GROUND on this here website, and arguably all year. Is it possible that we've blogged Sydney too many times? How much juice is there left to squeeze? Truthfully I was gonna make this headline 'Sydney Sweeney Still Exists, Just Click'. Probably would have done numbies too. 

I really would love to be an impartial judge here and say who knows if it would've worked... And yet I do very much know. Now maybe the pageviews would've been bone dry if she wasn't wearing a dress worn solely by elite butter churners in the days of yore. But she is, and therefore, they are. The pageviews I mean...  They're gonna be soaking fucking wet brother. Speaking of which... 

Here's the spark notes for that interview if you don't wanna commit 11 minutes to this voyage. 

Pretty incredible to see Sydney openly admitting she knows how her internet bread is buttered by all of us, and SMILING wider than SVP after a Mets loss. Gotta tip your cap to her for that sheer unbridled honestly, truly The People's Champ. YOU GO GIRL! Fuck all these haters saying your acting sucks and your movies blow, I believe in you.

“I’ve always been a fighter. My life reflected that in every way and now I fight for others. The past few days I have seen some people attack my friend Sydney Sweeney. Syd not only worked her ass off for this film, she worked her ass off for me. For my story. For so many others suffering in silence. So I want to be clear about who Syd is. She is my friend and ally!”

Syd vs. Rubi Rose NO HEADGEAR SLOBBERKNOCKER to revive the executed, mutilitated, unloved corpse of Rough N' Rowdy? What a night that would be. But either way, don't cry for her just yet Argentina. She's taking the hits in stride and still continuing her world tour for 'Christy' and all her other projects. And dare I say… she had a little Anakin darkness in her last night at the 'GQ Men Of The Year' red carpet? Hello there…

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If Rubi Rose is gonna call HER a cretin, I shudder to think what she would say about me. Hopefully that's a question I never get answered but hey if she wants the smoke, I'm right here Rubes. Just let my mom know you're joining me in the basement, and please do bring the Bagel Bites down when you do. 

Until then, save yourself a Google search and keep scrolling… Team Sweeney all day. 

Cretins UNITE!