The Pats Are So Fuckin Back! Fans Are Drunk Fighting Outside Gillette Again

Welp the Pats are officially back guys. It was a shitty few Mac Jones seasons (never forget how Jerry and Fasoli tried to tell us all he was the truth). But we survived and were back to running the east. 

But that’s neither here nor there.

Boston has to be the only sports city where two people supporting the same team will go out of their way to fight each other. 

This is one of a zillion reasons why you don’t fight now. You WILL go viral. (Thats far far down the list of reasons, behind “people are fucking insane now and will kill you over nothing”) 

This isn’t even a good fight. It’s a dude probably from Dracut fighting a dude probably from Wilmington. They probably remember each other from a JV basketball game.

Back in the day this was normal. Fight. Go home- take care of the bruised up buddy. The dude who thinks they won plays it cool but brags about how bad his hand hurts while he keeps looking at his knuckles and shaking his hand a little. 

Wash it down with a late night superbeef and wake up in the morning to your buddy’s texting “how ya feeling dude?”

The funniest part of this is they don’t realize they are fighting a mirrored image of themselves. The only thing that’s different is literally the name of their highschool. Everything else in their respective lives are exactly the same. Think they’re mayor of the graduating year in their town. 

Plus that guy in the red can barely stand. The guy in that hideous nor’easter jersey might as well be punching one of those rubber stand up dolls. 

Sucks for both of them that everyone they know including their jobs will see this video and it will live on forever… and again… it’s a shitty fight. Clean it up fellas.

P.s.- we all know EXACTLY where this fight took place. If they had been entering the game, and not exiting, I think this behavior would have been much more justified. That entrance is a fucking nightmare. Hour before the game. 5 min before kickoff. 15 min after kickoff. Doesn’t matter. That Bass Pro Shops entrance is hell on earth.