The Cause Of The UFC Brawl On Saturday Night Has Been Revealed And It's Truly Unbelievable

There was a massive brawl at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night involving Dillon Danis and the members of Team Islam/Khabib, as that seems to be a war that'll never end - but we just got the alleged reason the fight started thanks to Coach Javier Mendez....

Apparently Dillon Danis was just playing this AI video of Islam Makhachev making out with manager Ali Abdelaziz over and over again in the Dagestani section of the crowd? That's one way to get your ass kicked all right! They had his shoes flying outta the smoke cloud like a Looney Tunes cartoon....

It's so absurd you almost have to respect it. You don't HAVE to respect it, but almost. I mean he went in the middle of a group he knew could jump him and did the exact thing that would get you jumped, and then got jumped. Is he a masochist? Did he really think he could take on the army of Dagestan alone? I have no idea, but I think the idea of getting the shit kicked out of you by a bunch of professional fighters for the sake of the bit is kinda funny.

Side note: the two main guys that seemingly attacked Dillon are Abubakar Nurmagomedov and Magomed "Chanco" Zaynukov, both in the UFC. Chanco hasn't had a fight yet, as he just won a contract on the Contender Series, but he has taken the internet by storm for simply looking like the John Pork meme….

He was happy to put his bloody knuckles on display after the brawl, and definitely seemed like he'd do it all over again if given the chance….

I don't think Abubakar or Chanco will face any consequences for this, but Dillon Danis is now forever banned from UFC events….

After breaking this saga down on Wake Up Barstool this morning and causing an FCC violation within minutes, I may be forever banned from the airwaves myself….