A Popular "Looksmaxxer" Says He Is Spending $100,000 On "Limb Lengthening Surgery" To Go From 6'2 To 6'6 And His Insecurity Is Startling

If you need any further proof that the Internet and social media is absolutely cooked in 2025, just look no further than this era of "looksmaxers". If you are actually employed and don't spend all that much time on it, then let me introduce you to looksmaxxing: essentially a new social media trend where people try to look like Patrick Bateman from American Psycho aiming to "maximize" your looks. This is done by doing a bunch of insane tactics like surgeries that will surely give you arthritis and other insane tactics to make yourself more attractive. 

I think it's just the new version of Andrew Tate and dudes who are lost in life generally turn to advice from TikTokkers to improve their situation. Because how else did you improve your life before you could watch a bunch of "alphas" tell you how to do it? Wild times indeed. 

Well one of those most popular guys is Clavicular, and he's going viral because he says he's planning on spending $100,000 on making himself 4 inches taller. Here is his "looksmaxing" journey:

I'm not sure why you would ever want to be an NBA height instead of just a well above average male in 6'2, but according to him you "need to be the best". You can't command a room unless you're 6'6, which one of the smallest men on Earth at 5'2 in Prince would tell you just quite simply isn't true. But if the insecurity final boss says so.

Regardless, you couldn't pay me $100,000 to gain a few inches from limb lengthening surgery. I was today years old when I found out exactly what that was, but essentially you break a bone like the tibia or femur and gradually pull the bone segments apart which in turn stimulates new bone to grow in the gap. Not only are you a walking case of arthritis, but your bones are probably more fragile than Anthony Davis on a basketball court.

And sure, all of this is probably just a way for this guy to go viral and have bloggers write about you while the internet says you are a huge joke. Or this is just peak narcissism and these guys have been brainwashed enough to try and start a career out of it. I don't know man, maybe they were wrong about this whole Internet thing. We're too far gone at this point. 

Good luck out there.