Eli Drinkwitz Is Staying At Mizzou After Signing A 6 Year Extension

I know not many of you are sitting around the Thanksgiving table talking about how you want your turkey served with a side of Drinkwitz as he commits to your favorite school today, unless you're a fan of Auburn, LSU, Penn State, or Florida. But news is news and this is Barstool SPORTS after all. Wouldn't want to be at a Penn State table today after their message boards were already claiming victory: 

I love message boards. Just the one place you can be wrong on the internet without a name attached to yourself because you have a random username like GoGatahs69. Shoutout to Drinkwitz for staying loyal and hit them with a WHY STOP NOW:

Inject it into every Mizzou fan's veins. Loyalty should be applauded in a season like this where there are many major coaching gigs available in one of the best coaching carousels we've seen in a while. Coaches say stuff like what Drinkwitz said below all the time then get one call from a "better school" and run for the hills:

Now there is a chance the LSU job is being taken by Kiffin and it was the only one Drinkwitz really wanted. And if he thought that was a foregone conclusion, then you sign before the Egg Bowl and look like a hero to the Mizzou faithful. Well played.