Big Weekend For Hoes: Browns DT Shelby Harris Says 49ers WR Jauan Jennings Is A "Hoe And I Want That Known"

From college football to the NFL, what a huge weekend for hoes. First, it was Lane Kiffin, now it's apparently Jauan Jennings. I never thought we'd have those two in the same sentence, but here we are. I don't feel like I need to explain the Lane thing if you've went on the Internet the last 3 days so I won't. Anyway, Jauan Jennings is an all-time heel. Remember in 2023 when he said Tariq Woolen better stay in Cover 3 because otherwise it'd be a buffet out there?

And while I can't root for talking smack while a player is getting carted off the field, if there was a guy who was gonna do that, it was Jauan Jennings. He literally got hit in the nuts last week for talking too much:

If you're a 49ers fan, you probably love a guy like that who is consistently stirring the pot to your opponents. Are his stats incredibly mediocre? Yeah, but he's a 7th round draft pick who ended up making himself a somewhat viable WR in the NFL and a career to boot. To that we can tip our caps. 

And he seems unfazed by it all:

Not sure where he gets his drip from, but I'd have opted for a Jon Gruden hoodie, which conveniently is 20% off for Black Friday weekend at the Barstool Store:

Got me feeling nicey.