Paul Anka Has Officially Gone On The Record And Confirmed Reports That Frank Sinatra Had A Huge Dick. No Shit Dude.

TMZ - Frank Sinatra might not have flown to the moon, but he could bounce up there on his personal pogo stick ... because Paul Anka says he was very well-endowed.

The singer-songwriter confirmed the rumors about the crooner's impressive member during a conversation with Page Six ... telling the outlet it was huge before adding, "I don’t know what that does for you!"

Anka says he would hang out with Frank and the rest of the Rat Pack in Las Vegas regularly, and they'd all get in the sauna together ... during which he joked he "had trouble with eye contact."

Sinatra's ex-wife Ava Gardner allegedly once said Sinatra may have been just a skinny, 110 pounds, but "10 pounds of [his weight] is c***" ... a quote which has lived on for years.

For good measure, Anka adds Sinatra wasn't the only large star he saw IRL ... claiming Mr. Television himself, Milton Berle, was even bigger than Sinatra!

Listen, let's get the important stuff out of the way first. 

First off - If you can’t admit another dude is packing a wrench, you might not be as straight as you think. Normal guys know how to just go, "Jesus, good for him", and move on. 

If hearing Paul Anka say Sinatra was hung makes you stare at the floor and whisper "no he wasn’t", like a spell, you might be a little more emotionally invested in this than the rest of us. No offense. 

Grown men, comfortable with our sexuality, are allowed to say, "Yeah, he’s handsome and apparently he’s got a monster too", about another man, without bursting into glitter. 

If you think that sentence makes you gay, I’ve got news for you, amigo. You might be doing a side quest you haven’t admitted yet. If complimenting another guy’s looks or, penis stats, feels like a slippery slope to you, it might not be because you’re so straight. It might be because you don’t trust what happens if you relax for two seconds. 

Second off - Now that that's out of the way, this has to be the biggest "yah no shit" story of the year. No, the decade. 

Sinatra was as perfect as a man gets ,since Christ walked the Earth. And he was Italian. Obviously he had a Pringles can in his pants. A 19 pound Pringles can to be exact. (Ava Gardner's words, not mine)

Imagine being gifted with a voice like this- 

(Fun fact - Paul Anka actually wrote "My Way" for Sinatra…)

AND having blue eyes, and having an eggplant in your pants? 

Some guys have all the luck, indeed. 

Third off - there are very few things in this world better than to be rumored to have a giant cock. 

Being incredible in bed is a great one, but having an enormous dong is 1A if we're being totally honest. As much as you think girls talk and gossip, its that times a billion. Having them spread the word like the game of telephone, that you're hung like a firehose is the stuff dreams are made of. Before you know it, you have all the babes trying to check out your package, wanting to take it for a ride to see if it lives up to the hype. Even if the rumors are greatly exaggerated, you still win. 

As if Sinatra needed any help whatsoever back in his day, he had one of the biggest stars in Hollywood telling all everybody he had a tripod in his trousers had to be like shooting fish in a barrel. 

p.s. - Milton Berle having a hammer as big as Huey Lewis apparently explains a lot. This guy was always in pics with the Rat Pack and all those guys, always seemed to be holding his own. 

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