'He Stood Over Me And Told Me To Suck His Dick' - Jeffery Simmons Perfectly Explained Why He Got A Penalty For Going After LeQuint Allen During The Jags/Titans Game

I looked all over for the highlight of this specific fight.

 Couldn't find it, then realized how much the search function is broken and then realized who cares because we got a large man in a sparkly vest pissed off at another man for telling him to suck his dick. That's the story here. If you tell Jeffery Simmons to suck your dick, be prepared for hands. All fair honestly. You can't expect a man not to respond after a dick sucking challenge. 

Oh and if that's not enough, the Jags punter apparently threatened to kill a Titans player? 

Bad boy life right there. When's the last time we had a bad boy punter? Feels like never. They are never in the middle of a scrum threatening to kill someone. I may have flipped my entire thought process on the Jags after these two stories though. I know it's the Titans and it's easy to talk shit to the worst team football has seen in some years, but you gotta have a little crazy. You gotta be willing to threaten a man's life and have someone else tell a man much larger than you to suck your dick. That's worth at least one playoff win, maybe the AFC South. 

These are the sort of things that we need on mic'd up. We're all adults. We all know how to work remotes and stuff if you have kids at your house. I don't need the pump up speech from anyone, I need to hear LeQuint Allen tell Jeffery Simmons to suck his dick and a mic'd up Logan Cooke threatening to kill someone. That's AFC South football.