Sydney Sweeney Shrugged Off That Nasty Martha Stewart News By Dressing Up As The Smoking Hot Dragon From ‘Shrek’ For Friendsgiving

The devil works hard, but Sydney Sweeney works harder. And arguably looks better doing it too. She brought out the big guns for her ‘Shrek’ themed Friendsgiving and folks I haven’t seen a dragon this red hot since Daenerys was still alive… Also god DAMN remember the good ol’ days before the entire GoT experience faded into Bolivian & was reduced to putrid ash? Good times. Anyway,  

THANK YOU SYDNEY (and Shreksgiving)

And it’s great to see Syd shaking off that nasty Martha Stewart/American Eagle news along with her movies continually bombing at the box office. Credit to her for taking it in stride, she’s onto Cincinnati. And in this case Cincy = a thrilling new character arc for Cassie in ‘Euphoria’ S3. 

Now truthfully I’ve never seen a single episode of this show but looks like that might be changing VERY soon. Hey, twist my arm HBO!

Uhhh THOUGHTS? Well as Batman would say “if this is a cruel plot, you can sign me up for another.”

The only thing I don’t understand with Sydney right now is her “relationship” with Scooter Braun. Is it purely for clicks and moron bloggers to gossip about? She just said she’s single in that weird GQ interview a few weeks ago, not sure what to believe anymore.

I can’t embed the paparazzi pics of Sydney & Scooter strangely making out in Central Park cause it’ll get us sued, but just know they’re smooching & staring at the camera with this exact energy. 

Maybe it’s only for the cameras & simply good Hollywood business? Maybe it’s true love masquerading as casual fun? Who the hell knows! But most importantly, there are some recent vacation bikini pics out there too if you’re so inclined to search.

Although why work hard when you can relax & take a nice stroll down a Non-Scooter Sweeney scroll right here… In fact there’s a gallery of pics & GIFs in this blog below friend. 

It’s one of the worst Mondays of the year, you’ve already earned this. Enjoy.

PS: this still hits every goddamn time.