How Is HBO's 'Euphoria' Getting Fans Back On The Hype Train For Season 3? Sydney Sweeney's Cassie Will Reportedly Become An OnlyFans Star

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Remember the show Euphoria? I mean the answer is yes, but could I tell you one single thing that happened in Season 2 that came out more than three years ago? Absolutely not. Well, they're bringing it back! Does that make you excited? On the surface this definitely feels like a show that didn't need to return for a variety of reasons, but money talks. Like I was genuinely excited to see Stranger Things return last week and am fascinated to see how they're going to conclude the story. I don't have anywhere near the same feelings towards Euphoria. They could have called it quits after Season 2 with almost every actor having moved onto bigger projects and career paths and I wouldn't have batted an eye. 

So how do you get people to care again and avoid this becoming a snooze? How do you get me to buy in? Well, they went into the lab, spent countless hours tossing around ideas, and came up with this…

The answer was staring them directly right in the face.

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Now let's be real, one could argue a lot of Sydney Sweeney's scenes in Euphoria are OnlyFans lite. Or just full blown OnlyFans if we're being honest. It's not exactly a mind blowing idea to have her character go down this path, but does that make it wrong? No sir. 

This is the kind of buzz you need to get old fans and new ones to flock to the third season. Sometimes it's best to not overthink things and just play to your strengths. Simple works. Sure you can still have the major storyline be Zendaya's Rue and show off how amazing an actress she is, but it doesn't hurt to draw the simpletons like myself in with news that Cassie is an OnlyFans star now. I have a feeling the show will do just fine with ratings. Well done by the show runners. Just gotta tip the cap here. 

Being a married man now I'll be taking a hard pass on this. Out of curiosity though, when is the new season out?