Power Ranking The Top 10 "Fake Tough Guy" Moves That Michigan Pulled On Saturday
Here’s the Top 10 Fake Tough Guy But Actually Soft As Tissue Paper Moves that Michigan pulled on Saturday (check out the video as I put all the pictures and videos in there)
#10 - Andrew Marsh bumping into Coach Keenan Bailey and then reaching out to make contact with more Buckeyes in the tunnel before the game. Marsh finished the game with zero catches, zero yards, and one bruised shoulder because Keenan, who stopped to let the kid pass, didn’t budge
#9 - I guess we gotta stick with the hilarious pregame intimidation tactic as senior linebacker Jayshawn Barham, who finished the day with 1 assisted tackle, went out of his way to shoulder bump Julian Sayin as well. It was the only time Michigan would touch Julian all day.
#8 - All the fans praying for snow all week for our California quarterback to deal with then selling their tickets to Ohio State fans so they could watch Julian Sayin come out with no sleeves and drop 3 touchdowns on their heads
#7 - The fans crying about Jeremiah Smith’s touchdown begging the refs to overturn it instead of focusing on the fact that their cornerback just got cooked like bacon on a 4th down, held the receiver, and still gave up touchdown. And the fans are crying about it being unfair when they literally had a player headbutt an official and stay in the game and finished the game with a grand total of 1 penalty for 3 yards
#6 - I wish I had the all 22 footage of this, but how about the time where the referee picked up the flag for unneccesary roughness on Ohio State because the official said, and I quote, the Michigan player embellished the contact. Could you imagine in this rivalry game flopping and crying to the official to give the other team a flag? Embarrassment for life
#5 - Bo Jackson running for 20 yards and then Jaiere Hill getting in his face trying and then the true freshman runningback outgained the entire Michigan offense for the entire game by himself
#4 - In the second half, the big bad bullies of Michigan ran for….negative 8 rushing yards.
#3 - To finish the 3rd quarter and then well into the 4th quarter, Ohio State went on a 20 play, 81 yard drive right down their throats that took 12 minutes off the clock and ended the game because they couldn’t stop a handoff up the gut that everyone in the stadium knew was coming
#2 - The players, coaches, and fan base talking trash nonstop pregame and in the first quarter and then taking their ball and going home with 9 minutes to go in the game so they didn’t have to face the music. Well actually they did get a little music, the stadium loved Mr Brightside playing when they were down 15 without the ball to start the 4th. Such a fraudulent, fair weather fanbase
And of course #1 - guarding midfield after the game to prevent any flag planting, which Ryan Day wasn’t going to let the Buckeyes do anyways. But to have a meeting in an empty gymnasium the night before the game like it’s a scene from Remember the Titans to concoct a predetermined plan for when they lose the game to defend their midfield after the game, oh it was the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. I thought you were supposed to take losses like a man? I thought you were supposed to show fight DURING the game, not after you lose. And then it got worse when they players had to be told by their daddy who was told by his daddy to get off the field. So they went to the tunnel and hung out there trying to fight until the police cleared them out. So they went to their press conference and started talking tough when the Buckeyes weren’t around anymore. Man, if only they defended the endzone as hard as they defended from a hypothetical flag plant after the game