'Shit Happens' - Good To See Abdul Carter Taking Some Real Accountability For Getting Suspended/Benched For A 2nd Time In A Month

This was blogged a couple weeks ago. Figured there was no way that Abdul Carter would get suspended again for something dumb. Then I thought there was absolutely no way people believed this very clear parody account: 

The fact people thought for a second this is real is perfect for the Giants. If you're a Giants fan you know this account. He'll tweet things that are somewhat believable until you actually read it and then people just run with it. Also a terrifying fear that it could happen. We've all thought about it. We've all thought about 'shit, did I turn porn off or is it connected to bluetooth somehow?' 

Now, typically I'd say this is so a good bit, good old fashioned Twitter despite me not understanding the appeal of a fake news account guy. Except it's the Giants. Except it's the Giants in a standalone game, so of course Abdul Carter was suspended: 

Good! Great! Grand! To make it sound even better, this is how Carter responded: 

Here's an idea, just spitballing here. Shut the fuck up, take accountability and show up on time. It ain't that damn hard. I know he said it hurt the team and all that other stuff, like it actually matters. But maybe, just maybe, do something about it? Make people get mad that it was even .01% believable you were suspended for watching porn in a meeting. At least we can all check Mike Kafka off the list of coaches with this shit

Then again we can also cross him off the list for punting like a pussy when you're 2-10. Or the fact he was part of this regime which is all getting fired anyways. I don't know man, every time I think we've hit rock bottom shit happens. Our kicker misses the ball by a good 4 inches (big distance) on a field goal attempt, our rookie defensive star is benched and keeps getting weirder. Maybe watch porn. That could fix it, you never know.