I've Done It. I've Found The Worst Bachelor Party Ever.

This is it. This is the worst bachelor party ever. Tony Romo’s laser tag party or Jack and Jill parties don’t hold a candle to the misery of this. I’d rather have all the guys dress up like sluts and drink their bevvies out of cock straws all night then participate in this fucking thing. Preseason football game, in the upper deck, no strip club and begging for friends on Craigslist. Whoever the best man is needs to be fired immediately. Killed, even. If my friends asked me to plan a regular Friday night out I wouldn’t come up with something as boring as this, let alone a goddamn bachelor party. To be frank, it’s disgustingly disrespectful. Probably have extra tickets because some groomsmen with sense read the email and backed out. What’s the matter, you guys don’t want to come watch a bunch of third stringers play, even though we can’t see the field, then not go to a strip club? No thanks man, my girlfriend wants to go to Ikea so I’m gonna do that and have a little fun instead.

h/t Thomas