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I Would Make Fun Of This Guy For Freaking Out When He Sees A Bug If I Didn't React The Same Way

 

 

All I wanna do is call this guy a huge pussy.  Like, keep your eye on the ball dude.  You’ve got a job to do.  Report the news.  I don’t care if a bee comes along and plucks out your eyeballs.  Keep reporting the news and act like nothing is happening.  That’s what a professional would do.  That’s what I want to say but it’s not what I can say because I would’ve reacted the exact same way.  Maybe even more dramatic.  Bugs are gross and scary and the world would be a better place (maybe, I don’t know the long term effects) if they vanished completely.  There’s a closet in my apartment that I won’t go near because I saw a beetle-looking thing in there once.  Once.  I have items in that closet that could be very helpful to my everyday life like clothing and coats and hats.  Now those items don’t even exist to me.  I’ll have to buy new stuff when winter rolls around. Because as soon as I open the closet door I’m gonna get my face eaten by a mega-bug.  I know it.  When I move out of this apartment, that stuff stays for the next person.  They can just have it.  I’d rather avoid a confrontation with a bug completely than run the risk of getting attacked/touched.