Eggheads Invented Self-Driving Golf Carts That Will Soon Be A Reality On The Course

Members of the Singapore-MIT Alliance for Research and Technology (SMART) are developing technology for self-driving vehicles that could pick you up, drive along a designated path and bring you safely to your destination. (Learn more: http://mitne.ws/1Kplnor)

You know what? I love it. Don’t just limit these puppies to the course, either. Life is scientifically more fun in a golf cart and if you can take away the responsibility of driving – even better. It’s the perfect mode of transportation for an adventure. The golf cart was originally designed for easier transportation for people who were too trashed to walk on the course and, ultimately, you can’t take away that right from anyone. If you’re in a golf cart, you drink. That’s why there’s 20 cup holders and why it beeps obnoxiously to make sure you realize you’re actually going in reverse. Even the Pope kicks back a few swigs of wine when he hops in his Pope Mobile. It’s your God given right. If there is a heaven it will be full of golf carts. Plus can people even get hurt on golf carts? I assumed it’s an impossibility like how you never get injured in those bouncy houses or you can’t get someone pregnant while they’re on top. Even so, dying in a golf cart may be the second most fun way to leave this world behind only death by Snu-Snu.

This is what ultimately happens when there’s a human element involved with golf carts. Pure mayhem.