The AssEater Is The Hottest New Dance Move In The World (NSFW)

We’ve lived through some pretty iconic dances. Crank that Soulja Boy, the Dougie, the Nae Nae, the Quan, the Moonwalk, etc. Each and every time I’ve tried and failed to be able to do the dance move of the moment. But, finally we’ve come across something I can handle. A jaw-dropping dance move so simple even the average white guy can pull it off, the AssEater. Put on a North Face, find a chubby girl, and eat her ass. Simple as that. You’ll have the whole dance floor staring at you in awe, so impressed that they even take pictures.

PS – I believe that this is at TomorrowWorld or TomorrowLand or whatever the kids call it. If there’s one place to NOT do this move it’s at a fucking music festival in the middle of nowhere. Ass eating can be fun, but also pretty fucking dangerous. If a chick has been rolling around in mud and shitting in porta potties for 72 hours DO NOT do the AssEater. You will get pink eye, or something. Pink tongue. I don’t fucking know, I’m not a doctor, maybe it just tastes gross. But don’t do it.