Demolition Derby Fight Devolves Into A Full Fledged Redneck Rumble

Ah, the ol’ demolition derby at the county fair in real rural America. Hundreds of spectators, dozens of teeth, somehow an unlimited amount of self-respect. These boonies are a couple teenage pregnancies and a meth lab explosion away from the ultimate white trash get together. That diabetic gem who came out of the womb without sleeves has been deemed their king after sucker punching a woman in the face. That’s almost as much as a violation as stopping the video when things were about to hit their climax. Unacceptable. Probably robbed the Internet of a firearms incident or a banjo duel. Possibly both.