The Pats Opened as 7 Point Favorites Against Indy? I’M RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK! THIS IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS LINE IN THE HISTORY OF SPORTS! I’M WRITING THIS IN ALL CAPS SO YOU REALIZE THAT I’M YELLING RIGHT NOW! NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING IF THIS LINE WAS PATS -38.5 I’D TAKE THE PATS. THIS IS INSANITY! THE PATRIOTS AREN’T GOING TO JUST BEAT THE COLTS! THEY ARE GOING TO EMASCULATE THE COLTS!  THEY ARE GOING TO HUMILIATE THEM.  THEY ARE GOING TO CASTRATE THEM. THEY WOULD HAVE BEATEN EM BY 50 AND THAT’S BEFORE THEY WENT AND CRIED LIKE BABIES AFTER THE AFC TITLE GAME LAST YEAR. WE MAY BEAT EM BY 100 NOW! AND THE LINE IS 7? THAT’S HOW MUCH MICHIGAN IS FAVORED VS MICHIGAN STATE!  I’M FUCKING RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS – This Indy article summed it up nicely I thought….