Lamar Odom OD'd On Dick Pills At A Nevada Brothel

(Source) — Lamar Odom is fighting for his life after falling unconscious while visiting a brothel in Nevada following a weekend of partying and popping pills containing an herbal Viagra substitute. The professional basketball player was at Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch South in Pahrump when the incident happened on Tuesday afternoon, days after he first arrived on Saturday. Khloe and Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner are reportedly heading to Las Vegas to be by Odom’s side, and a representative for Khloe called the ranch to go gather Odom’s belongings according to Hof. A female worker at the ranch last saw Odom at around 6am on Tuesday morning said Hof. He had ordered a bottle of cognac when he arrived over the weekend but had not finished it when his body was discovered on Tuesday. Hof said there were no signs that Odom had been doing drugs other than the herbal Viagra substitute.

I know Lamar Odom has had an insanely difficult life and this is a serious situation so I’m not going to make jokes about it. I hope Lamar makes it through this then gets the help he needs.

HOWEVER, now that I’ve done my “I’m gonna say this so the PC police aren’t legally allowed to get made at me” thing, I will say two things. Not jokes, I said I wasn’t going to make those, but more like little pieces of advice. Turning a sad situation into a teaching lesson, if you will. I want to make sure that what’s happened to Lamar doesn’t happen to any Stoolies. Pageviews are important, afterall. Every one counts.

1. Always have a friend who thinks sex work is “skeevy” or “gross.” They’ll be annoying and they’ll bitch about going to a strip club or a Vegas bunny ranch, but they will go. They almost serve as a designated driver, one who makes sure you don’t get too drunk on pussy fumes. When you think it’s a great idea to get that 10th lap dance because you think Candy really likes you, they’ll drag you out of the club. When you think if you take another handful of herbal Viagra your dick will start working again since you’ve been using it since Saturday, they’ll take you home. You’ll be pissed about it and will call them an asshole, but in the morning your wallet and dick will thank them.

2. If you’re going to get hookers, get hookers. They’re like bed sheets, it’s always worth it to spend a little extra. If you’re in a Nevada whore house paying for chicks who look like this, who you need 10 fucking Horny Goat Weeds to get hard for, just go home and jerk off.