This Guy Slacklining Over a Family Of Alligators Had About a 0% Chance Of Falling

I’m not buying it. It’s only cool if the person has a chance of dying. This person clearly had a 0.0% chance of dying. He might as well have taken a helicopter ride over the gators. Clearly he had on all sorts of special shoes that would prevent him from even getting close to falling. I mean, really…come on dude:

Just taunting the gators, full knowing he can’t fall in. So lame. I appreciate the video, it does take a certain type of person to attempt this, but I wish he at least made it seem like there was a chance of falling. Humor me. Don’t act like you’re doing some death-defying stunt and then make it clear that you aren’t. Shakin my dang head.