CNN Confuses LaMarcus Aldridge For Lamar Odom

Odom. Aldridge.  They’re kinda similar I guess.  All I can picture going on at CNN before going on air is, “Alright. So an NBA player who used to be married to a Kardashian OD’d on dick pills at a brothel. Pretty juicy story.  We don’t know if the guy is dead or not. Aldridge was it? Or Odom? Swimmy, swammy, slippy, slappy, slimmy, simmons, swanson?  Just put one of those tall black dudes up there on the screen! The sooner we cover this story the sooner we can get back to talking about Trump and trying to find that damn plane.”