Northern California Cops Are Arming Themselves With Sweet Ass Nunchucks Instead Of Batons

NBC- Cops in a northern California town are to be equipped with nunchakus — the weapon mastered by Bruce Lee — in order to “more compassionately gain compliance” from suspects. Police officers in Anderson will use them to deal with people who are uncooperative during arrests. Nunchakus have been used by other police forces in the past. They usually comprise two bars tied by a metal chain. “The Anderson Police Department is implementing the police nunchaku as a tool to more effectively arrest, control, and subdue non-compliant suspects,” Chief Michael Johnson told NBC News. “The nunchaku can be deployed to more compassionately gain compliance from a suspect through pain application opposed to striking, as customary with the side-handled or straight baton.” Anderson is home to about 10,000 people and is located about 150 miles north of Sacramento. Its force has 20 police officers, according to the Los Angeles Times. “In an era where the general public is extremely sensitive to police techniques and use of force issues, [nunchakus offer] another force option that may offset some of the more aggressive perceptions the public has about police intervention,” Johnson added.

If you haven’t watched the video above you have to. A pudgy cop putting a hot reporter in all sorts of weird positions with the nunchucks. At any second I thought a porn was gonna break out between that police officer and that big-nosed smoke. You could cut the sexual tension with a butter knife. The last part where he has the nunchucks wrapped around her ankle? So seductive I could barely handle it. I like this nunchuck idea though because I, like every other police officer on that force, was a young boy once and nunchucks were and continue to be the SHIT. Any person who can look me in the face and say they didn’t want to be Michelangelo from the Ninja Turtles at one point in their lives is a bold faced liar. Everybody wants to throw down with nunchucks. Everybody. And these cops can say they’re arming themselves with nunchucks so it’s easier to subdue potential threats blah blah blah or whatever their reasoning is. Lies. They’re arming themselves with nunchucks so they can look awesome when they beat the shit out of a guy Bruce Lee-style for DWB. I get it. Batons are old news. These cops and their nunchucks are gonna be the talk of the town.

Speaking of, heres the greatest ninja ever