Donovan McNabb Is Headed To The Slammer

TMZSports – Donovan McNabb was just sentenced to 18 days in jail … after pleading GUILTY to DUI in his June 28th arrest in Arizona … TMZ Sports has learned.
Court officials confirm …. the ex-NFL quarterback received the following sentence:
— 18 days in county jail
— 72 days in home detention after jail
— 30 hours of community service
— Counseling after home detention
— Unsupervised probation until he completes the sentence
— ordered to pay a $6,342.23 fine

Do you think this sentencing means Donovan McNabb will be going to prison? Your thoughts.

18 days? Chunky Soup may be fat napping through that short stint. The dude probably deserves more time after that sad, sad display he put on during his DUI arrest. The man clearly has issues that a 2+ week vacation in the county country club could fix.

Oh how far the mighty have fallen. Cough syrup? It’s a shame #5 to pretend he went the Purple Drank/Flaming Moe route to hide his obvious alcohol problem. The cop was giving him basically every chance to prove he’s with it and McNabb slurs his way right into cuffs. At least throw out your stats and give yourself a fighting chance.

Pro Tip: When the cop who suspects you’re hammered asks where you’re coming from, don’t say “The parking lot right over there”. Gotta think of a better answer than that, Donny. Next take some tips from fellow professional booze hound, Homer J.