Caitlyn Jenner Upstaged The Shit Out Of Kris Jenner At The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Stumbled upon this pic while looking at pics of the VS fashion show yesterday, Kris and Caitlyn playing the happy family as they support Kendall Jenner making her Angel debut, and I gotta say it… Kris is getting destroyed here.

That must kill her.

Everyone knows Kris is the HBIC so getting run out of the building by your husband has to make her goddamn blood boil. And look, I’m not saying I’m ready to watch a mature trans film with Caitlyn here (I don’t dip into that kind of stuff unless shit’s really getting wild. Like if I’ve got a hangover with the house to myself and six hours to spare then maybe I’ll fall deep enough into the “well this one’s just a bit weirder” click hole that I hit the trannies banging chicks realm). But this is really no contest. Kris’ dress looks like the placemat on the breakfast table at a summer house, Caitlyn’s is sleek with sideboob popping all over the joint. Kris has those nana legs with spider veins all over the place, Caitlyn’s look like they could win a decathalon tomorrow. Hair? Caitlyn all day. The only place Cait is losing is those hands, which look like they were made to jerkoff a drop 10 Z-CORE, peppershaker style.

Guaranteed Kris went home, drank 10 bottles of chardonnay and ripped the head’s off bunnies while she asked the mirror, mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all. You don’t take an ass kicking like that without needing to perform your well known, “I’m beauty and power personified” routine.

PS – Kendall looked OK too.