Shia LaBeouf Live Streaming Himself Watching 3 Straight Days of Shia LaBeouf Movies
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The Verge – At noon yesterday, Shia LaBeouf sat down in New York’s Angelika Film Center to watch every single movie he’s ever been in. He’s still there, and you can watch him. It’s all part of a navel gaze-y performance called #AllMyMovies, launched by a collective called LaBeouf, Rönkkö & Turner. For three consecutive days, LaBeouf will be watching all of his movies in reverse chronological order, from this year’s Man Down to 1984’sNausicaa of the Valley of the Wind. If you’re in New York you can drop by the Angelika to join him free of charge. If you’re not, you can watch him watch himself on a livestream. LaBeouf will be at the Angelika until about 7 PM ET on Thursday, though at the time of this writing he appears to be taking an extended break.
God bless Shia LaBeouf. Nobody deserves to sit through 3 days of Shia LaBeouf movies. Not even Shia LaBeouf. Honestly watching him watch the movies is probably better than watching the movies itself. You get electricity like this:
Shia is just like us! Gets up for people scooting back to their seat just like the rest of us. Or how about him eating his popcorn and picking his ear with the same hand:
Thats gross dude! You’re either eating ear wax or rubbing popcorn butter in your ear. Just disgusting man.
I tuned in first thing this morning and he wasnt even there. Which is kinda bullshit. They say that he takes breaks for food and shit. Which I guess I can understand. Plus at some point Eagle Eye has gotta be on and you can’t expect anyone to sit through that. At one point he flat out just tapped out and went and laid down on the floor:
I dont think we were even sure if he had a pulse
Probably just resting up for Nymphomaniac I and II where he has actual sex with those chick actresses. LaBeouf doesnt get enough credit for that. He broke those chicks off with real dick with cameras rolling for the world to see. Thats some brave shit man. Going from Louis Stevens to male porn star is a colossal accomplishment.
Anyway at the end of the day live streaming yourself watch your own movies is a true power move. Its the very essence of cocky. Especially when all your movies suck. Like if Harrison Ford did this its one thing. All those movie are bangarang. But LaBeouf has gotta kinda know that his career stinks and he’s still doing it anyway. Cocky.