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Marlins Man!!!

Get it Marlins Man, get it!!!!!!

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Can’t believe people are trying to hate on Marlins Man. Look at this guy! Just hanging out in pools fully clothed with MILFs ready to rumble. HATE when he’s being the plate annoying the hell out of me all game, LOVE when he’s being a fucking lunatic in the Jags pool with Fake Cans McGee.

And yes, he is stuck in some purgatory between being self-aware and being actually retarded. And the funny thing is, with the full jersey in the pool, you can argue it both ways.

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This guy. What a guy. What a life. Marlins. Man.

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Hey there.