Does This Look Like The Face Of A Dude Who Got His Ass Kicked By A Stripper With A "Muffin Top" For Telling Her To "Hit The Gym And Lose Some Weight"?

Source – A strip club patron called cops yesterday to report that he was assaulted by an adult dancer after suggesting that she should “go to the gym and lose weight,” according to a South Carolina police report. Kyle Yeomans, 23, told cops that he was at Derriere’s Gentlemen’s Club in Myrtle Beach early Sunday when the 1:45 AM attack occurred. Yeomans recalled that the stripper was “annoying him and that she kept trying to talk to him and he was tired of it,” investigators noted. Yeomans, pictured at right, told cops that he was drunk at the time, and rated his level of intoxication “an 11 out of 10.” In response to being annoyed, Yeomans “told the dancer that she should go to the gym and lose weight.” The stripper, Yeomans said, was a white female with long black hair. He estimated that she weighed between 115-120 pounds, and was no more than 25 years old. Yeomans also reported that his attacker had “a muffin top.” After receiving Yeomans’s unsolicited fitness advice, the stripper allegedly “reached off the stage and struck him 4 times in the face,” police noted. Yeomans said he was then dragged out of Derriere’s by bouncers who were “unnecessarily rough with him.”

Honestly I feel for this kid.  I really do.  There is just nothing worse than over aggressive strippers who can’t take a hint.  Yeah I get that strippers are salesman.   That it’s their job to get you to buy a dance.  But let me choose the chick I want.  Just because you saw me first doesn’t mean I have to pick you.  It’s not a car dealership.   If I’m not digging you move on after 5 minutes.  Don’t try to high pressure sell me for an hour.  If I liked you you’d be grinding on my dick as we speak.  Just nothing worse than strippers who won’t take that hint.  So sometimes when you’re “11 out of 10″ drunk and a stripper won’t leave you alone you say things you regret.  Like “hit the gym and lose the muffin top”.  That’s gonna get you beat up everytime, but I understand where he was coming from.

PS – What was the stripper doing working so hard for this kid anyway?   He doesn’t look like he could rub two nickels together.   Nevermind hitting the gym you got to pick your marks better honey.