The Pats Elect To Defer In Overtime And Fitzpatrick And The Jets March For The W

Cromartie: “You sure bruh?”

One of the most hilarious sequences in NFL history. The Pats electing to KICK in overtime. Did Belichick and the Pats run that coin flip in practice? Is that some super secret Jedi mind trick that Bill invented? Only the Pats would come up with that loop hole! Say “kick” when you mean “receive!” So Patriots! So clever! The Patriot Way!

Slater out there doing his best to one up Steve Harvey with an all time slip up. Fitz, Enunwa, B Marsh and Decker march down the field for an easy score and make the Pats look like goddam idiots as they slide into that 6 seed thanks to the GAWD Ryan Mallet handling his business against Pittsburgh.

An all time bonehead moment from New England after a pretty lifeless performance for 90% of the game. But just enough injuries to fire up the Excuse Train, and enough controversy at the end to somehow start screaming about Goodell and conspiracies against them. All in all a perfect day for Pats fans. I dont even think they like winning anymore. Its more about complaining. And after that performance and that confusion at the end, plenty to complain about.

So now we head to Buffalo with control of our own destiny. Beat that fat ass loser Rex and head to the postseason. Its as simple as that.