Someone Brought Some AWESOME Weapons To The Winter Classic

Not sure what this guy was planning on getting into, but I know he’s not a guy I’d trifle with. This war chest makes Maurice Clarrett’s car look like a goodie bag at a kid’s birthday party. Oh you’ve got an AK, a lint roller, and some vodka? Well I’ve got a samurai sword, some other sword with a rigid back that looks like something a superhero would use, a wrist rocket, taser, a didgeridoo, and a crossbow. It legit looks like the kid of weaponry that the Channel 4 News Team would fight to the death with in a back alley with a Bill the Butcher cleaver thrown in.

Just an insane batch of weapons of death. Even though I’m not sure what exactly is illegal about having those things, anyone who carries them all should be locked up based on principle alone.