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The Mayor Of Pittsburgh's Entire Staff Should Be Canned For Allowing Him To Attempt The Dougie In Public

All this video is missing is a pierogie buffet and a couple dozen racial epitaphs from it being a first ballot HOF Yinzer production. Typical Pittsburgh move hoisting up your white as rice mayor to do a dance that’s 5 years past it’s prime. What the hell was he, nay, his staff thinking? You give a man an inch he’s gonna take a mile and this guy attempted to ride his white for light years. Stick to the Macrarina and Electric Slide at weddings, bud. And I’m not one to throw stones at glass houses, either. The polls would be neck and neck if me and Mayor Peduto were running for the highest office in Crackerville. Again, I don’t know what this move is and, quite frankly, I don’t want to know.

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Unrelated but related as I blogged this a good 3+ years ago, but Teach Me How To Brushy is still pimp as FUCK. They had me at the Big Wheels: