Michigan Man Rolls His Car Over While Watching Porn And Dies

(Don’t dumb it down Fox.  Huge difference between movies and porn)
Fox Detroit – The Michigan State Police Department said Tuesday that a man died after rolling his car on the ramp from the Lodge to I-75 was watching pornography while driving. The driver was not wearing a seat belt when he lost control and rolled the car. He was partially ejected through the sunroof and died on scene.

Usually death stories are sad. This one isn’t at all. Why? Oh I dunno why don’t you tell em Bohdi.

PS – How about the new Point Break getting a 9 on Rotten Tomatoes? Not gonna lie I thought the preview looked good. But a 9? Almost impossible to do that.