Its The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year...Japanese Zoo Drill With Humans Dressed As Animals, 2016 Edition

Its well known that this is my one of my favorite Asian traditions in existence. I’ve been chronicling them every year since 2011. Minus 2014 and 2015 because apparently I missed them. But we’re back on track baby! Its 2016 and we’re training for escaped zebras! And let me tell you, if there was an Academy that voted on awards for best Escaped Zebra performances, this would runaway with the hardware:

I mean look at the death scene. I damn near teared up:

And best supporting actor goes to his first victim. In the wrestling business this is what we calling “selling a bump”