The PornHub Full House Parody Makes Me Really, Really Uncomfortable

This is one of those things that might sound like a good idea on paper, but when it plays out it is HORRIBLE. I remember in college my frat made shirts for our formal that we were “Stormin to New Orleans” with a hurricane symbol going from Tallahassee to New Orleans. Sounded great, we all laughed, then we saw it and were all like “Oh no, you’ve gotta be a realllll scumbag to wear this thing.” The Carl Crawford and Adrian Gonzalez would be another example. Sounds like a home run, really blows up in your face.

How could a Full House parody fail, right? It’s got hotties, like Aunt Becky, and the 90s. Tits, ass, and nostalgia are responsible for 95% of the clicks on the internet. But you start acting it out and things get really uncomfortable. Uncle Joey asking Michelle if he should pull his dick out, while wearing a puppet on his hand? Molesting her with Bucky? Yeah, that stuff literally landed me on some pedophile list. It just doesn’t work. At all. One of the creepiest videos I’ve ever seen on the internet and that’s saying something. You want to make a real homemade vid of Uncle Jesse and Aunt Becky fucking? I’m here for that. Any other version of this show is three pedophiles living in a house and fucking their kids. Not ok, Porn Hub. You made fantasy too real and it’s creeping everyone out. Parodies of cartoons, weird but passable. Parodies of real humans, no bueno.

PS – I’m not one to talk but if you watch parodies you’re a psycho. These must be done just for internet attention, right? No one watches these. They can’t.