Rihanna's One Regret She Has In Life? You Guessed It, Not Wearing A Bedazzled Thong To An Award Show

PageSix- The sheer sheath Rihanna wore to the 2014 CFDA Awards lacked a finishing touch — and a bra. “Could you imagine the CFDA dress with a bra? I would slice my throat. I already wanted to, for wearing a thong that wasn’t bedazzled. That’s the only regret I have in life,” the “Work” singer told Vogue for the April issue. The Swarovski-encrusted ensemble, designed by Adam Selman, gained international notoriety after the Barbados-born beauty stepped out in the fishnet-inspired number. But as the 28-year-old dished, less lining goes a long way. “I just liked it better without the lines underneath,” she said. While fashion remains a top priority for Rihanna, who debuted her Fenty collection for Puma during New York Fashion Week last month, she’s ready to prove she can roll with the boys, too.

Yep.  That’s definitely the regret I thought Rihanna was gonna say. We were all thinking it. We just didn’t have the balls to say it to her afce.  That gosh darn bedazzled thong she wishes she would’ve of worn to an obscure award show in 2014. It was a glaring omission. I remember it well.  All the scuttlebutt the next day in offices and on the internet was about how people couldn’t believe she wore a regular thong instead of a bedazzled one. I mean what was she thinking? Amateur hour, really, from Rihanna. Unlike her. A person with a legendary ass such as hers should know better. Always always always go bedazzled thong over a regular thong. Ok. I guess MAYBE another regret she could’ve listed was dating Chris Brown since he beat the crap out of her and he is, by all accounts, a fucking douche bag who just happens to be able to sing and dance well. Ya know, the now-infamous pictures of Rihanna after her and Chris got into an argument in an SUV and that asshole pummeled her face. I still might put the bedazzled thong thing at #1 though because, she’s right, that was an outright disaster.