The Florida Panthers Have Frank Underwood On Their Side So You Can Just Hand Them The Cup Now
So I wrote about this on Friday but the Kevin Spacey, Fetty Wap and Florida Panthers relationship continues to be one of the most random things in 2016. An actor in one of the whitest shows that Netflix has to offer, a black rap artist and a professional hockey team in South Florida. Kinda sounds like the start to a “3 guys walk into a bar” joke. But the 3 entities have been forever tied together for reasons that are beyond me at this point and all we can do is sit back and enjoy the show. Which hit it’s peak last night when Kevin Spacey made his way down to BB&T Center to watch the Panthers fuck over the Flyers and lose 5-3 to Detroit.
Sure, Florida ended up losing last night. But anybody who has ever watched House of Cards knows that Kevin Spacey will stop at nothing to get what he wants. So to actually have his presence grace that locker room? Well that’s a moment that we’ll be able to look back on in June as the moment the Florida Panthers locked up the Stanley Cup. I can’t think of any better juju than Frank Underwood juju.
Sidenote: I fucking LOVE Jagr still wearing full pads in that team photo up top. He never quits. You think he’s going home after a 5-3 loss to sulk and rest up his legs? Shit no. He’s hopping right back on the ice for some more work and then heading into the weight room for a few hours after. To steal a phrase from our boy OneManThrillride, he’s an Absolute Savage.